Part 1

The celebrity you’d do unthinkable, illegal things to, male and female.

I feel like this is implying sex, but all it sounds like to me is serial killing.

And I'm not the biggest celebrity person anyway, so I'm trying to decide which way I want to go with this...well I'd rather do naughty things with someone than kill them, but these "things" probably wouldn't be unthinkable or illegal.

Can I just take Brangelina out of Mr. and Mrs. Smith? Technically that's characters, not celebs, but I'm okay with that.

They just can't wrap their head around all the naughty/illegal/unspeakable things I want to do to them, apparently...